Woman Posts Insane List of Rules for Bachelor Party

Screenshot via Facebook

A married woman took to Facebook looking for advice on how to handle a situation with her husband, which should have been the first red flag, but here we are.

Apparently, her husband is going to a friend’s bachelor party and, well, here’s what she had to say.

“So hubby has been invited to a bachelor party, I’m more than happy for him to go, but we are Christians so I was thinking of writing a list of rules for all the men to follow. Let me know if I’ve missed something.”

Her list included prohibition of drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, strippers, women (in general), fast cars, gambling, swearing and hurting each other(???). Additionally everyone must be home by midnight AND all phones must be tracked at all times.

Her friends bombarded her with comments about how terrible an idea her list was, so eventually she edited the post with how the story ends.

“You’re right, I can’t control him once he leaves the house and I can’t control his friends. So I’ve decided just to not let him go.”

Here’s the screenshot from Facebook.

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