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Florida Man’s Gun Stolen During Weekend-Long Orgy in Deltona

This is exactly why you shouldn’t let strangers take your weapon out of its holster. A retired Deltona, Florida man had handgun stolen from his bedroom while he hosted a weekend-long orgy in his home. According to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office report, the 63-year-old victim told deputies that his Glock pistol was missing from the holster that was on ... Read More »

It’s a Scientific Fact – Alligators Prefer to Bite Florida Man

Alligators in Florida headlines are nothing new. From bites to bathtubs to smashing through kitchen windows, the Florida alligator goes after and takes what he wants. Who knew that what he really wanted most was the Florida man. According to a report written by state biologists for the Florida Wildlife Commission, when you look at 40 years of data, alligators ... Read More »

Florida Man Tells Cops His Name is “Say No More”

According to local news, Pasco County Sheriff’s Office says Micheal Colon, 38, repeatedly provided deputies with a fake name when they informed him he had been reported by a local business for trespassing. Colon provided the name Eric Sanchez, despite deputies saying they didn’t believe him. As he began to leave the area deputies asked others around if they knew ... Read More »

WATCH: Florida Man Goes On Hysterical Rant About the Heat

Turn your speakers up because “It’s Easy Baker oven-hot outside.”  Oh and if you are easily offended, you may want to find something else to do for the next 3 minutes. Everyone else, ENJOY! Dear Florida, you ain’t neva been this hot 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁 Posted by Josh Pray on Tuesday, June 25, 2019 Read More »

WATCH: Florida Man Takes Bubble Bath in Wendy’s Kitchen Sink

A viral video showing a Wendy’s employee climbing into and bathing in a bubble-filled industrial sink in the kitchen of the restaurant sent officials scrambling this week. The video, which appears to have been shot on Snapchat, was shared on Facebook by someone who does not appear to be the one who filmed the incident, although the impromptu bath was ... Read More »