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Don’t Sun This Part of Your Body No Matter What the Internet Says
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Don’t Sun This Part of Your Body No Matter What the Internet Says

Recently, an “influencer” who goes by the name Metaphysical Meagan claimed there were health benefits to sunning that little stretch of real estate officially known as the Perineum. You, however you may know that little bit of land by its street name, the Taint.

Metaphysical Meagan says, quote, “30 seconds of sunlight on your [b-hole] is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.” Well, I guess she didn’t think anyone would actually try it and report their findings but Josh Brolin appears to have stepped up, dropped trou and reported his findings on Instagram.  t

According to Brolin’s Instagram post, “My suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. “I don’t know who the [eff] thought of this stupid [stuff] but [eff] you nonetheless. Seriously.” Accompanied by several hashtags, including #blackholefriday, #blackholesun, #severeperineumburns, and #santamonicafiredepartment.

Brolin appears to have a great sense of humor, so who knows.