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NSB Surfer Jumps Off Board, Lands on Shark


New Smyrna Beach has recorded its 12th shark bite of the year, proving why it is the Shark Bite Capital of the World. Volusia County Beach Safety Ocean Rescue said that 32-year-old Stephen Michelena was surfing in about 4 feet of water and he jumped off his board, landing directly on a shark. Obviously, the shark was startled, and it ... Read More »

German Couple Booted From Cruise Ship For Surprising Reason


I may be slightly envious of these two… Renate F and her husband Volker were on a TUI cruise for a two week Caribbean vacation. On the first night they were getting it on, and apparently it was loud. So loud, in fact, that it disturbed the captain. Shortly after their passionate session, there was a knock on their door ... Read More »

Brevard County Man Leaves 5-Year-Old Daughter Alone At Haunted House


This guy should be up for worst dad of the year. 35-year-old Charles Jones was arrested on Halloween night for leaving his five-year-old daughter alone at a Haunted House in Brevard County. He apparently dropped her off there and, according to the police report, “never attempted to go back to the aforementioned haunted house.” When police arrived at the scene, the ... Read More »

Missouri Man Commits Theft While Wearing Ironic Shirt


“It’s Not A Crime Unless You Get Caught.” That’s the slogan that was on the shirt of a Missouri Man who stole $600 in change from a laundromat near St. Louis. Apparently he caused $1300 in damages to the coin-dispensing vending machine and walked off with nearly 15 pounds of change. Security cameras in the establishment did get a fairly ... Read More »

Port Charlotte Man Steals Condoms, Leaves Phone Behind


Oh Florida Man, when will you learn? 24-year-old John Speicher entered a Wal-Mart in Port Charlotte on Sunday and walked out with some condoms and personal lubricant that he’d swiped from a display. How was he identified? Well, he left his phone behind. Unfortunately, he is still at large because he has not returned home, but he is apparently wanted ... Read More »

It’s National Cat Day!


I’ve had to give my cat some extra love this week because she’s not loving our new couch, so I definitely am probably right in line with the results of this survey. According to the survey, the average cat owner spends 1016 hours a year on their cat, which is almost 20 hours a week. The survey also found that ... Read More »

New Port Ritchey Woman Calls 911 Because Nurse Is Too Slow


It seems like no one ever told this woman not to abuse 911… 33-year-old Jessica Ann Tyler made 11 calls to emergency services over the course of 15 days. Three of the calls came when she was in the hospital and the nurse was taking too long to get to her room.  Another call was about suspected drug activity at ... Read More »

Bonita Springs Woman Brings Tree Into Gas Station, Gets Arrested


When you want to get arrested, I guess you’ll do anything… 29-year-old Jeri Lentscher walked into a 7-11 in Bonita Springs around 2:30 Wednesday morning, carrying a thorn tree and a metal rod. She told the employee on duty that she was being hurt and needed them to call 911. The employee did not call right away, which prompted Lentscher ... Read More »

Watch: Dude Blows Up Backyard Trying To Get Rid Of Roaches


I love fire! However, I feel like it is probably not the most effective way of getting rid of nuisance bugs. A Brazilian man, Cesar Schmitz, just wanted to please his wife. She is terrified of roaches and they were taking over the backyard, so she asked him to take care of the problem. Schmitz’s bright idea was to get ... Read More »

Woman Banned From Caribbean Cruises For Crazy Selfie


The things people will do for a selfie are astounding. Like the woman who was recently banned from Caribbean Cruises for life after climbing over the rail of her balcony just to get a photo. Another passenger spotted the woman and alerted crew members. Peter Blosic was the man who spotted the selfie-taking passenger and had this to say: While ... Read More »