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Science Says You Need to Start Pleasuring Yourself at Work


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If you get caught pleasuring yourself at work, you’re probably going to get fired.  But you should let them know it wasn’t YOUR idea . . . SCIENTISTS told you to do it.  And then . . . yeah, they’ll still probably fire you. Apparently, if we REALLY want to do better at work, we should all take a break ...

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Chrysler Invented a New Car That Takes Selfies For You


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It’s super dangerous to take a selfie while you’re driving.  But since we just can’t survive without those photos, maybe this is the answer? Chrysler just created a new car called the Portal that takes selfies FOR YOU.  There’s a camera mounted in the car that automatically takes pictures of everyone inside and sends those pictures to their phones. For ...

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