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Step father trolls step son on twitter.

Step father trolls step son on twitter.

This is perfect stepparent behavior right here . . . instead of busting your stepkid for breaking the rules, just broadcast it to the world instead.

There’s a guy in the Upper Peninsula in Michigan, and on Saturday, he live-tweeted a major saga going down at his house.  (Warning!  There’s profanity in some of his updates.)

He knew his 18-year-old stepson had brought a GIRL home the night before and she’d slept over.  And apparently he heard them GETTING-IT-ON in the middle of the night.  But the kid’s mom didn’t know.  So he kept the world updated on his stepson’s progress of smuggling the girl out of the house the next morning.

He did a good job sharing the feeling of tension . . . especially since the mom woke up to clean the house at 8:00 A.M., and the girl would have to walk right past her to grab her shoes and leave.  Or . . . even to use the bathroom.

Eventually, after NOON, the girl successfully snuck downstairs to use the bathroom . . . and about an hour later, the stepson finally headed down to grab the shoes.

Quote, “OMG this kid . . . he casually strolls downstairs and grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs.  Side eyeing me the whole way past.  I shot him a little wink.”

Then finally, just before 2:30 P.M., the mom went into the bedroom to relax and the kid was able to sneak the girl out of the side door.

 

(BroBible)

 

 

Tricky-D@DropsNoPanties

So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn’t know yet. I’m curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake…

…and now we wait.

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