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Science Says You Need to Start Pleasuring Yourself at Work

Science Says You Need to Start Pleasuring Yourself at Work

If you get caught pleasuring yourself at work, you’re probably going to get fired.  But you should let them know it wasn’t YOUR idea . . . SCIENTISTS told you to do it.  And then . . . yeah, they’ll still probably fire you.

Apparently, if we REALLY want to do better at work, we should all take a break at some point during the day to get-it-on with ourselves.

Mark Sergeant is a psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University in England.  And he says that self-love breaks are, quote, “very effective at work [because] they’re a great way to relieve tension and stress.”

He also says they’re a great way to reward yourself for crossing a bunch of items off your to-do list.

Another psychologist named Dr. Cliff Arnall agrees . . . and he even thinks companies should ENCOURAGE their employees to do it.

Quote, “Taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.  I would expect it to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling.”