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It’s Official! Bruce Jenner is Now Caitlyn Jenner

It’s official:  CAITLYN JENNER is here.  Henceforth, there is no BRUCE.  And “he” will now be referred to as SHE.  “Vanity Fair” introduced the world to Caitlyn Jenner yesterday, when they released their cover photo of her.

A lot of people are comparing her to JESSICA LANGE, and Jessica’s response was, quote, “That’s so wonderful.”

When you see the cover photo, you’ll notice that Caitlyn posed for the cover in a SATIN CORSET.  According to TMZ, her cup size is a tasteful-but-still-succulent 38B.

Caitlyn had facial-feminization surgery on March 15th, but still has her man-parts “down there.”  There’s no word if or when the snipping and burrowing will commence.  Radar Online claims he HAS had the surgery since he gave this interview.

And that’s Caitlyn with a “C”, not a “K”.  A source says she did it on purpose, to avoid any association with the Kardashians.

Caitlyn says doing the “Vanity Fair” photo shoot was even BETTER than winning Olympic gold, because, quote, “This shoot was about my life and who I am as a person.

“It’s not about the fanfare, it’s not about people cheering in the stadium, it’s not about going down the street and everybody giving you ‘that a boy, Bruce,’ pat on the back, O.K.  This is about your life.”

And Jenner definitely doesn’t regret the decision.  Quote, “If I was lying on my deathbed and I had kept this secret and never ever did anything about it, I would be lying there saying, ‘You just blew your entire life.  You never dealt with yourself,’ and I don’t want that to happen.”

To ease into the transition, Caitlyn has been hosting GIRLS’ NIGHTS so she could feel natural as a woman in the presence of other women.

And she’s looking forward to more.  Quote, “You can talk about anything you want to talk about.  You can talk about outfits.  You can talk about hair and makeup, anything you want.  It becomes not a big deal.”

Still no word on Caitlyn’s sexuality, by the way.  She hasn’t figured it out for herself yet.  And it doesn’t sound like she’s in a hurry.  She says, quote, “If you have a list of 10 reasons to transition, sex would be number 10.”

(Check out more quotes from the interview here, and two more photos from the spread here.  And you can get the corset from the cover at the naughty website Trashy.com.)