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Dumb asses of the day

Dumb asses of the day

We’re not sure this couple QUITE thought through the logic behind their plan. There’s a 25-year-old woman named Heather Murphy from Wareham, Massachusetts, and she had a court appearance on Wednesday for driving with a suspended license last month. Her 33-year-old boyfriend Jason Willoughby was going with her to court, and they wanted to make sure they looked good. So last Tuesday, they went to Walmart . . . and SHOPLIFTED some nice court clothes. But they got caught by a security guard, and the cops came and busted them as they were trying to leave the store. They were both arrested for shoplifting. (South Coast Today / Cape Cod Today