Japanese hibachi restaurants are exciting enough as it is. I mean, have you seen when they cut up an onion, pour oil inside, and turn it into a volcano? It’s literally the most exciting thing happening in the average suburb on any given night.
There’s a 24-year-old guy named James Jordan in Clearwater, Florida. And he was at a hibachi restaurant on Sunday night when, apparently, the mood struck him.
So he got up, STRIPPED DOWN, and according to the police report, he started to, quote, “dance erotically” in front of a woman.
When her husband told him to go away, he started yelling and threatening to fight him.
The cops came and he was arrested for disorderly conduct.
(Here’s his mugshot.)