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Dumb ass of the day

Dumb ass of the day

Imagine becoming a FUGITIVE because you’re addicted to stealing small, ugly lawn ornaments. There’s a 44-year-old guy named Barton Bishop in Louisville, Kentucky.  He was arrested back in July for stealing various things, including GARDEN GNOMES from people’s yards.  DOZENS of garden gnomes. Well . . . Barton was due in court a few weeks ago to face 67 counts of receiving stolen property, but he never showed. So now, there’s a warrant out for his arrest, and the Louisville police are looking for help tracking him down.  That’s right:  He’s a wanted man on the run, all over a bunch of gnomes.  Excellent life choice. (Fox 41 – Louisville) (Here’s his mugshot.)    
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Hide your GNOMES! You remember the highlands , right? Well he didn’t show up for court on his 67 charges of receiving stolen property and we need to talk to him. If you see Mr Bishop or have an idea of his whereabouts, contact us at 574-LMPD.