Good tip for any kids headed off to college this year. If you pass out drunk in the middle of a party, this is gonna happen 100% of the time . . .
Back in January, a 25-year-old guy named Stephen Elmore passed out in his living room in Snowmass Village, Colorado, near Aspen. So his roommates used it as an opportunity to draw a bunch of PHALLIC SYMBOLS all over his face.
Apparently he passed out pretty early. Because he woke up around midnight, saw his face, and stormed off. Then a few minutes later, he decided to retaliate . . . by setting the GARAGE ON FIRE.
One of the people who drew on him was the 37-year-old owner of the place. So he was trying to get back at HER specifically.
Luckily, they smelled smoke and got the fire out before it spread. So it only charred the ceiling, and no one got hurt.
At his trial last Monday, the judge described his retaliation as, quote, “significantly out of proportion.” And Stephen pleaded guilty to fourth-degree arson.
He got a reduced sentence of two years’ probation, and also said he’s decided to quit drinking.