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Dumb ass of the day.

Dumb ass of the day.

Florida definitely has a reputation for having the DUMBEST criminals in the country.  So . . . yeah.  I can totally see where this guy was coming from.

A 23-year-old guy named Travis Byerly from Danville, Kentucky was pulled over when he was driving in Clearwater, Florida last week.

It turned out he had a suspended license, so he was arrested, and the cops searched his car.  And they found a HATCHET hidden between the driver’s seat and the door.

When they asked him why he had a weapon hidden in his car, he told them he needed it for protection from, quote, “scum bags in Florida.”

He was charged with carrying a concealed weapon and driving with a suspended license.  As far as we know, he made it back to Kentucky without any run-ins with scum bags.



(The Smoking Gun