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Science Says You Need to Start Pleasuring Yourself at Work


If you get caught pleasuring yourself at work, you’re probably going to get fired.  But you should let them know it wasn’t YOUR idea . . . SCIENTISTS told you to do it.  And then . . . yeah, they’ll still probably fire you. Apparently, if we REALLY want to do better at work, we should all take a break ...

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Chrysler Invented a New Car That Takes Selfies For You


It’s super dangerous to take a selfie while you’re driving.  But since we just can’t survive without those photos, maybe this is the answer? Chrysler just created a new car called the Portal that takes selfies FOR YOU.  There’s a camera mounted in the car that automatically takes pictures of everyone inside and sends those pictures to their phones. For ...

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Lowe’s Hired an Out-of-Work Veteran and His Service Dog


There’s a 35-year-old Air Force veteran named Clay Luthy in Abilene, Texas.  And he’d been struggling to find work, because both of his knees are bad. He’s had five surgeries on them, and can’t bend his left leg at all.  So he trained his 10-year-old dog Charlotte to help him get back up if he falls down. It sounds like ...

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If You’re Into Bondage and S&M, Blame Your Cat’s Poop?


If you sometimes question why you’ve got such DEVIANT and PERVERTED fantasies, here’s one possibility:  It’s because of your cat’s POOP. A new study found people with cats were more likely to be into things like BONDAGE and S&M. The researchers believe it’s because of a parasite in cat poop called Toxoplasma gondii that can cause a disease called toxoplasmosis.  ...

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“Time” Magazine’s Top Movies, TV, and Music of 2016


“Time” magazine has put out its annual ‘Top 10 of Everything’ rundown for 2016.  Here are highlights, with the top THREE in several categories: The Top 10 TV Shows: 1.  “The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story”, FX 2.  “The Girlfriend Experience”, Starz 3.  “The Americans”, FX The Best Songs: 1.  “Formation”, Beyoncé 2.  “The Sound”, The 1975 3.  ...

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