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Dumb ass of the day


Anytime you see a cop and PANIC, your chances of doing something dumb skyrocket . . . A guy in China was driving down the highway last Thursday when he saw a DUI checkpoint up ahead.  And he was worried he’d fail a breathalyzer, so he BAILED. He parked his van on the side of the road . . . ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day


 You know that old saying that “those who can, do . . . those who can’t, teach”?  Here’s a PRIME example . . . There’s a guy named Bradley Clough who’s an associate professor at the University of Montana, where he teaches Buddhism and yoga. But he was NOT very centered OR very Zen earlier this month, when he was ... Read More »

Did Your Parents Let You Do These Five Things Unsupervised?


A lot of people say kids aren’t as independent these days, because we don’t LET them.  And a new survey looked into how much times have changed. Over 1,000 parents were asked about five different activities . . . if they’d let a 10-year-old do them today without supervision . . . and if their parents let THEM do each ... Read More »

Feel good story. These kids are AWESOME!!


There’s a 47-year-old guy in San Antonio named Wesley Ryan who used to tool around town in a white 1993 Ford Mustang.  And he loved that car more than pretty much anything, except his family. About 17 years ago, he decided to SELL it to pay off medical bills after his wife Laura was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. The good ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.


A 30-year-old guy in West Virginia was arrested for attacking his MOM last week, and took one of the better mugshots we’ve seen in a while. His name is Glenn Casdorph.  And the cops know him well, because he’s been arrested before for huffing SPRAY-PAINT. Last Thursday, he’d been indulging in a can of silver paint when he got into ... Read More »

Here’s proof as to why you should just let er rip.


Here’s a CRUCIAL life lesson for you:  When your body needs to let out some FOUL ODORS, it’s gonna find a way to get them out. Clare Collins is a nutrition professor at the University of Newcastle in England.  And she just wrote an article with some really BAD NEWS for you. If you hold in your flatulence instead of ... Read More »

Eddie Murphy as a grumpy old man? We dig it!


EDDIE MURPHY already remade “Dr. Doolittle” and “The Nutty Professor”, and that worked out pretty well for him.  So why not jump back on the remake train? Eddie is going to star in a new version of “Grumpy Old Men”, the 1993 comedy starring JACK LEMMON, WALTER MATTHAU, and ANN-MARGRET. It’s about two longtime frenemies who live next door to each other, and whose rivalry heats up again ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day


So THIS is supposed to get you a girlfriend? There’s a 53-year-old guy named Kenneth Lee in Oklahoma City.  And last week, he helped out a woman whose car broke down outside a Walgreens.  She wound up giving him her phone number. A few hours later, she started getting texts from him asking her for photos of her LADY PARTS.  ... Read More »

It’s national CHEESEBURGER day. What’s your “Go to” cheese?


It’s been two weeks since all those Labor Day barbecues.  And I guess that’s as long as we can go without celebrating our love for meat-and-cheese on a bun. Today is National Cheeseburger Day.  And according to a new poll, 82% of Americans say they LOVE cheeseburgers. The poll also asked people for their favorite type of cheese to use ... Read More »