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A fidget spinner destroyed a car. Yeah… WE KNOW


Man, this would’ve been such a trendy way to destroy your car a year-and-a-half ago. Last week, the fire department in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania got a call about a car that was on FIRE. And what caused it?  An exploding FIDGET SPINNER. Apparently the people had a fidget spinner with a Bluetooth speaker inside, and they were charging it in the ... Read More »

Man awarded 8.8 MIL after suing for being cheated on.


You know, normally I’d hope my wife never cheats on me . . . but this story REALLY makes it seem like there’s a big time upside. There’s a guy named Keith King in Durham, North Carolina.  And three years ago, his wife Danielle had an affair with a guy named Francisco Huizar. Well . . . North Carolina is ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.


Teenagers today really DO need to be connected to the internet at all times, no matter WHAT they’re doing, huh?   On Sunday, a couple in their 60s in Palo Alto, California got woken up in the middle of the night by a BURGLAR in their house. He was a 17-year-old guy, and he’d cut through a screen to get ... Read More »

Free six flags for life


If we see a huge influx of heavily pregnant women at theme parks this summer, this is why . . .   A lady went into labor at Six Flags Over Georgia’s “Hurricane Harbor” waterpark on Monday.  So far, she’s only been identified by her first name, “Crustina.”  (That’s not a typo.  Apparently her name’s not Cristina . . . it’s ... Read More »

Mark Zuckerberg loses 16 billion in a matter of minutes…..


Mark Zuckerberg’s fortune tanked by more than $16 billion on Wednesday in the wake of Facebook’s second quarter financial results, which fell short of analysts’ expectations. Shares in the California-based social networking platform plummeted by as much as 24 percent following the filing this week, swiftly wiping up to $140bn from the company’s market value. According to the Financial Times, the freefall was ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.


I’m pretty sure this woman has spent more time sleeping at WORK over the past few years than I’ve spent sleeping in my BED. The California state auditor’s office just released a report on, quote, “state worker misconduct” . . . and there’s one case that REALLY stands out. There’s an employee at the DMV who spent THOUSANDS of hours ... Read More »

Double dumb ass of the day.


We’re not usually ones to believe in fate, but there had to be greater forces at play to bring these two people together. There’s a 51-year-old woman named Patricia O’Donnell, and she was busted in Hyannis, Massachusetts on Saturday night for drunk driving. The cops took her off to jail, and they called a tow truck company to come out ... Read More »

Jason Spencer resigns after TV appearance.


Georgia state Rep. Jason Spencer, who attracted nationwide ridicule after yelling obscenities and dropping his pants on Sacha Baron Cohen’s TV show, has submitted his resignation from the Georgia House of Representatives, the office of the House speaker confirmed to The Washington Post early Wednesday. Full story here. Read More »

Odd baby names last year.


Were you worried that the trend of people giving their kids the STRANGEST possible names was dying down?  You can relax.  Plenty of people out there are still stone cold lunatics. The website Nameberry.com just went through the Social Security Administration’s data on baby names from last year to find some of the craziest names that MULTIPLE parents decided to ... Read More »