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Its REALLY expensive to raise a kid now….

Before you have a kid, or another kid, think about this:  Instead, you could buy yourself a decent condo in Fort Myers, Florida.  Yeah.  Mind blown, right? Merrill Lynch just put out their annual report on the cost of raising a child in America, and it now costs an average of $230,000 from birth through age 18.  So yeah, that’s ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

Sometimes karma hits back REALLY quickly. A guy tried to break into a restaurant in Suitland, Maryland a few weeks ago.  He managed to get inside, and his plan was to throw a brick through the window in front of the counter, so he could get back there and rob the place. But he didn’t realize the window was made ... Read More »

Would you eat “insect”ice cream?

Remember when we were young and innocent kids, and a Halloween ice cream flavor meant vanilla ice cream with like four different kinds of candy swirled in it?  Times have changed, man. There’s a fancy ice cream chain on the west coast called Salt & Straw.  And they just created two new ice cream flavors for Halloween:  One that’s made ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

A big problem with a May-December romance is that your schedules don’t always sync up.  Although, if this woman had just waited another hour, her much-older husband might have been up for breakfast anyway . . . Last Tuesday, 31-year-old Holly Akers decided to go on a cleaning binge and vacuum her house in Tampa, Florida at THREE IN THE ... Read More »

How many of these common crimes have you committed?

Over 150,000 people took an online poll about small crimes everyone commits.  And the stats are interesting.  How many of these crimes have YOU committed?   1.  Have you ever jaywalked?  90% of people said they have. 2.  Have you ever rolled through a stop sign?  Only 51% said yes.  (???)  (There’s no way half of us come to a complete stop ... Read More »

Make a wish Pizza party!

We try to teach our kids to be good, decent people.  But sometimes they can teach US too.  And wouldn’t it be great if the whole world was this unselfish? There’s a 9-year-old kid in South Dakota named Javier Amos who’s been battling leukemia.  And the best news is he’s now in remission.  (He lives in Watertown, South Dakota, in the ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

We guess you can’t really blame this guy for trying to squeeze as much money as possible out of his crime. The cops in Palmview, Texas had a warrant out last month for a 19-year-old guy named Brandon Diaz . . . he was wanted for felony theft for stealing about $3,000 worth of jewelry from a family member. So ... Read More »

A Woman Sues After Her Son Doesn’t Make Varsity

Is there anything that you CAN’T sue over these days? There’s a woman in St. Louis whose son is a junior in high school.  And she just filed a federal lawsuit . . . because her son didn’t make the varsity soccer team.  (Their names are being withheld.) At his high school, the JV team is all freshmen and sophomores.  He ... Read More »

The Most Googled Medical Symptoms in Every State

We all know we SHOULDN’T Google our symptoms when we’re feeling sick.  Whatever diagnosis it spits out is probably going to be wrong and totally freak you out.  But we ALL do it anyway. A new study looked at the symptoms that people in every state Googled the most last year.  And while there are some boring ones, like “stress” ... Read More »