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Science Says You Need to Start Pleasuring Yourself at Work


If you get caught pleasuring yourself at work, you’re probably going to get fired.  But you should let them know it wasn’t YOUR idea . . . SCIENTISTS told you to do it.  And then . . . yeah, they’ll still probably fire you. Apparently, if we REALLY want to do better at work, we should all take a break ...

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Chrysler Invented a New Car That Takes Selfies For You


It’s super dangerous to take a selfie while you’re driving.  But since we just can’t survive without those photos, maybe this is the answer? Chrysler just created a new car called the Portal that takes selfies FOR YOU.  There’s a camera mounted in the car that automatically takes pictures of everyone inside and sends those pictures to their phones. For ...

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