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Dumb ass of the day

There’s a 21-year-old guy named Rafael Perdomo, and last October, he flew from the Dominican Republic to Newark, New Jersey. But Customs stopped him and a woman flying with him because of their suspiciously heavy travel NECK PILLOWS. And they were right to be suspicious . . . it turned out the pillows had more than six-and-a-half pounds of cocaine ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

How drunk do you have to be to forget a detail like THIS? A 26-year-old guy named Thomas Airlie in Glasgow, Scotland got hammered earlier this month, and he took a cab to his parents’ house to sleep.  The house was unlocked and he passed out on the couch. Only . . . it WASN’T his parents’ house.  They moved ... Read More »

Security Guard fired….for farting…

Of all the ways you can get fired, this is one of our all-time favorites . . . A chubby security guard working the front desk at a hospital in Florida has spent the last five months documenting his very audible FLATULENCE while on the clock. He won’t reveal his last name, but his first name is Doug.  And every ... Read More »

Do you have a Bucket list?

We feel like pretty much everyone WANTS to travel . . . but We also feel like pretty much no one does.  And these numbers back that up . . . According to a new survey, 77% of Americans say they have a travel bucket list. But . . . only 3% of people have completed it.  And 45% are ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

This might be one of the CRAZIEST schemes we’ve heard of to try to get someone back after a break-up. There’s a 51-year-old guy named Roy Meadwell in Yeovil, England.  And back in 2016, he was engaged to a woman named Kay Wimbury . . . but she broke things off. He kept trying to get her back, and it ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

I’m not sure if this is a great excuse to try to get out of a speeding ticket, but it’s probably an honest one. A woman was pulled over on Interstate 35 in Mason City, Iowa on Monday for doing 137 MILES-PER-HOUR in a Ferrari 488 Spider she’d rented. And her excuse?  She didn’t realize she was doing 137 . ... Read More »

Cities with the best and worst drivers. Did FL make that list?

https://smartasset.com/checking-account/states-with-the-worst-drivers-2018-edition   Most drivers probably have a few candidates in mind when they picture the worst drivers in the country. Often it’s drivers from a neighboring state invading their lane, but some states carry a nationwide bad-driving reputation. So while it is perhaps fun to joke about the bad road etiquette of certain motorists, bad accidents and negligent driving are ... Read More »

Animal crackers are getting a new look.

Cage-free eggs are part of the trendy and humane future.  So I guess people will be excited that another food staple just went cage free. Animal crackers.  Yep. Remember when you were a kid and you’d eat those little rectangle boxes of Barnum’s Animal Crackers, and the box had pictures of zoo and circus animals like lions and elephants in ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

Is it worth potentially being MAULED TO DEATH to get a once-in-a-lifetime selfie?  You know what?  Please don’t answer that. There’s a guy who was visiting Katmai National Park and Preserve in Alaska earlier this month, and he went into a restricted area where five big brown BEARS were eating salmon in a river. The guy waded into the river ... Read More »