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Uh-oh, ladies… Check your bra size….

Your Bra Could Be Giving You Headaches If you missed this yesterday, a study found that wearing a TIE cuts the blood flow to your brain by 8%.  And if you were thinking, “Well I’m a lady and I don’t wear ties, so I’m all good” . . . did you really think our patriarchal society would let THAT happen? Because ... Read More »

Johnny Depp In hot water.

 JOHNNY DEPP is being sued for assault and battery by a location manager on his movie “City of Lies”. Gregg Brooks says they reached their deadline while filming at a hotel in Los Angeles, and it was HIS unfortunate responsibility to tell Johnny it was time to wrap for the night.  Johnny wasn’t happy about that. According to Gregg’s lawsuit, Johnny screamed, ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

A 25-year-old idiot named Robert Quigley was driving drunk near Sacramento, California on Sunday when he rear-ended an SUV, and his car caught fire. He was going about 80 miles an hour when he ran into a traffic jam, and couldn’t stop in time.  Luckily no one was seriously injured. Anyway, a cop stopped to help, and saw Robert switching ... Read More »

Fly me to the Moon….. for a pretty penny!

Marriage proposal while orbiting the Moon for 145 million dollars Starting in 2022 it will be possible to ask for the beloved’s hand in marriage while flying over the lunar surface to the sound of Franck Sinatra’s “Fly Me to the Moon”. The one-week interplanetary flight will be carried out using a self-contained and autonomous spacecraft allowing the two lovers ... Read More »

Sucker punch may have saved a life!

A 63-year-old guy named David Miller works at a gas station in Tampa.  And earlier this month, he got SUCKER-PUNCHED by some jerk who was trying to buy beer after the 3:00 A.M. cutoff. The guy looks like he’s in his 20s or early 30s, and there’s security footage of the whole thing. He starts arguing with David.  Then he gets nose-to-nose ... Read More »

Wearing a tie is harmful to your brain?

Here’s how to get your boss to go with a more relaxed dress code.  Tell them that annoying tie you have to wear is literally making you DUMBER . . . A new study in Germany scanned the brains of 30 men.  Half of them wore neckties while they were being scanned, and half didn’t. And wearing one constricted the ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

The biggest problem with trying to HUFF AND RUN is that the huffing part sure makes the running part more difficult. There’s a 27-year-old guy named Logan Vinton Epperly in Triangle, Virginia . . . and trust me, he’s much less fancy than that name suggests. Around 4:00 A.M. on Monday, Logan broke into a Walmart and started huffing from ... Read More »

That’s unfortunate….

During Wednesday night’s game between the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp and the Mobile BayBears, a foul ball caused havoc not in the stands, but in the broadcast booth. Jumbo Shrimp broadcaster Roger Hoover took to Twitter following a foul ball that entered the booth and shattered his laptop. Read More »

THIS Sunday is the best day for you to score a date?

Wednesday was the last Fourth of July you’ll spend alone, snuggling under the fireworks with a box of wine . . . According to Match.com, this Sunday is the best day of the summer to find a date. They looked at 20 years of data and they found that the Sunday after the Fourth of July has the biggest increase ... Read More »