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Dumb ass of the day

Every grandma in the history of grandmas has had a policy:  Don’t put your cups on my table without a coaster.  Someone just dared to violate that policy.  And this is what happened . . .   There’s a 75-year-old woman named Helen Washington in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota.  And earlier this month, her grandson was at her house and drinking ... Read More »

Who wants FREE TACOS????

The Red Sox won Game 1 of the World Series last night, beating the Dodgers 8-4.  That’s a big deal for everyone in Boston . . . but for everyone else, the big story was:  FREE TACOS. Taco Bell was doing one of their promotions where the first base runner to steal a base in the World Series would be deemed this ... Read More »

Here are the top 10 things that stress people out.

Do you ever leave the house and have a sinking feeling you left something on?  Like the oven, or your curling iron?  A new survey found 80% of us have turned around and gone back to double-check. According to the survey, here are the Top 10 nagging questions that can instantly stress us out.  And most of them have to ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

If you’re going to commit a crime, wouldn’t you want to wear something that DOESN’T make everyone stare at you?  There’s a 27-year-old woman named Ashley Curry in Pine Bluff, Arkansas who just learned that lesson the hard way.  She was busted last Tuesday afternoon for shoplifting Flonase nasal spray from a Walmart. And . . . she was dressed ... Read More »

Stolen Colon…. Yes… You read that correctly.

We’re pretty sure this gets the award for the STRANGEST thing someone’s stolen in 2018:  Last week, someone in Kansas City, Missouri stole a GIANT INFLATABLE COLON. Yes, it’s a 10-foot, 150-pound, pink inflatable replica of the human colon, and it belongs to a nonprofit called the Colon Cancer Coalition out of Minnesota. They ship it around the country to ... Read More »

47 is now the “Official” age for being middle aged….

At what age do you officially become “middle aged”?  A new survey asked 2,000 people, and the average answer was . . . 47.  The survey also asked people to name the top SIGNS you’re middle-aged.  Here are the top 10 . . .   1.  You start noticing a lot of your co-workers are young enough to be your ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

One of the STRANGEST crime sprees in a while is finally over. There’s a shoe store in Roanoke, Virginia called Clean Soles.  And someone’s broken in three times since July . . . but they only stole RIGHT shoes every time. Here’s why . . . probably.  The store only puts out the right shoes on their displays and leaves ... Read More »

Finally…A reason to kill some nachos! Sunday is National Nacho day!

It’s about time we had a holiday to celebrate the most important thing in life. This Sunday is International Nacho Day.  Well, technically the name is “International Day of the Nacho,” but that’s too ridiculous for me to say out loud a second time. Here are a few new stats about our love of all things nacho in honor of ... Read More »

Burger King has a nightmare burger?

Burger King just LOVES making Halloween food that’s weird colors, man. They have a new sandwich coming out on Monday called the Nightmare King.  Basically, it’s a chicken sandwich with bacon and cheese . . . but the “Halloween” aspect is its GREEN BUN. And this isn’t just any green bun.  Apparently BK teamed up with some researchers who ran ... Read More »