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Worst things your kids can come home with.

At some point, your kid is going to get sick at school.  That’s what happens when you jam 30 kids in a small room for nine months and just kinda hope they all wash their hands. A new survey asked parents to name the WORST injury or bug their kid can come home with from school.  And the results are ... Read More »

Dave Grohl is apparently a big tipper… or a funny man.

Dave Grohl is on a quite a run of goodness. The Foo Fighters frontman recently threw a shoutoutto a toddler fan, and later participated in a reunion with Krist Novoselic to perform one of Nirvana’s favourite songs. The venerable singer-songwriter is once again the subject of positive headlines, having apparently tipped $333.00 on a $333.00 bar tab at Hollywood, California’s Rainbow Bar & ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

Well, they do tell aspiring authors to “write what you know.” There’s a 68-year-old romance author named Nancy Crampton Brophy who lives in Beaverton, Oregon.  She once wrote a novel called “The Wrong Husband”. And now . . . she’s accused of murdering her husband in real life. Nancy and her husband Daniel had been married for 27 years.  He was ... Read More »

Should 9/11 be a national holiday?

Today is the 17th anniversary of 9/11.  And a new poll just asked people if it should be a federal holiday. Here are the results . . . 1.  38% say it SHOULD become a federal holiday. 2.  42% say it shouldn’t. 3.  And the other 20% aren’t sure. By the way, there IS a name for this day.  Every ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

I’m not sure I should have to tell you this, but . . . um . . . maybe don’t just have random sticks of dynamite lying around your house. There was a power outage in Bridgeport, Connecticut on Thursday night after some severe thunderstorms. And a 30-year-old woman went to light a candle.  But it turned out to be ... Read More »

How do you rate your significant other?

A new survey asked people to give their significant other letter grades in a bunch of different aspects of their relationship.  And the overall grade that people wound up with was . . . a B-minus. Here are the average grades in 10 key categories . . .   1.  Making an effort with their partner’s family and parents, B-minus. ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

A 23-year-old guy named John Casford recently broke into a zoo in Wellington, New Zealand to steal a monkey for his girlfriend.  Specifically, a squirrel monkey.  And yes, they’re pretty cute. But he wasn’t able to get one for her.  And he also got pretty banged up in the process. He managed to get into the zoo, and into their enclosure.  ... Read More »

Are you happy with Facebook?

Everyone hates Facebook.  Conservatives think it’s going too far to censor them.  Liberals think it’s not going far enough.  Young people don’t think it’s cool.  Everyone thinks they’re exploiting us and selling our data to anyone who wants it. So, in a rare moment of national unity, a HUGE number of people have cut back significantly on using Facebook in ... Read More »

Would dropping acid help you be better at your job?

We’re  not sure if taking hardcore psychedelic drugs would make us BETTER at our jobs . . . but we sure as hell would have more fun doing them. There’s a new study that just started in England where researchers want to figure out if taking small doses of LSD will help people work better. The theory is that a ... Read More »