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Dumb ass of the day

Want to know what’s weaker than wearing your Halloween costume AFTER Halloween?  Wearing parts from TWO costumes after Halloween.  Oh, and committing a crime in them is bad too, I suppose.  That’s not cool either. There’s a 30-year-old woman named Colleen Dickens from Houston.  And the day after Halloween, she robbed a convenience store wearing a big, furry, oversized dog ... Read More »

People Who Decorate Early For Christmas Are Happier Than People Who Wait?

 I know it’s only November 5th, but you need to go HARD on tinsel as soon as possible. According to a psychoanalyst named Steve McKeown, people who decorate for Christmas early are HAPPIER than people who wait for a more reasonable time to put them up, like, you know, after Thanksgiving. Why?  Quote, “In a world full of stress and ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

There’s an assistant principal in Louisiana whose school has been doing Alcohol Awareness Week this week.  And apparently, she was like, “You had me at ‘alcohol.'” The cops in Pierre Part, in southern Louisiana, got a call on Monday about a dangerous driver on the highway.  They wound up following the car . . . all the way to an ... Read More »

Nanny cam was hacked. Scary stuff

First on PIX11: Home monitoring system hacked by stranger; LI family doesn’t know how long they’ve been watched   Nest ads will show you beautiful images of mother nature captured on their outdoor cameras, life’s silly moments and even those moments when your child is up to no good.  But for this Long Island mother, the Nest cam she and her ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day

Trying TOO HARD can be way worse than not trying at all, folks. A cop was in the drive-thru line at a fast food joint in Bedford, Nova Scotia, Canada around 2:00 A.M. yesterday.  And the 42-year-old guy in front of him in line told the cashier he wanted to buy the cop’s meal. The cop got out of his ... Read More »

Best and Worst candies for Halloween

Around 10:00 P.M. tonight, you’re going to get to finally tear into your kids’ Halloween haul and eat whatever you want.  So make sure you raid intelligently. The website CandyStore.com just ran a survey of more than 40,000 people to figure out the ultimate Halloween candy rankings.  And here’s what they found.   The top 10 are:     1.  ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

A state representative in New Hampshire who’s running for re-election next week just got SUED . . . because a porn producer in California says the guy punched him after he starred in a porno and didn’t like how it turned out.  The state rep says it’s just an extortion attempt and all a lie.   Full story here. Read More »

A few office pranks to pull on co-workers on Halloween

If you’re all about the “trick” part of trick-or-treating, here are a few candy-related PRANKS you can play on your friends and family. Just don’t mess with random trick-or-treaters though, because you have to worry about allergies.  So you might open yourself up to a lawsuit . . .   1.  Make candy apples, but use onions.  As long as ... Read More »

Do you secretly steal your kids candy?

Your parents do a lot for you, kids.  So just think of this as a yearly childhood tax you have to pay.  That’s life, get used to it . . . According to a new poll, 86% of parents have secretly STOLEN some of their kids’ Halloween candy before.  And the average parent who raids their kid’s stash ends up ... Read More »

Would you sign a petition to change the date of Halloween?

Is it bad that Halloween is always on October 31st no matter what? It sometimes feels that way, especially on a year like this, where it’s on a Wednesday . . . and it would be so much better for kids AND adults if we were celebrating it on a weekend. So is THIS the answer?  There’s a petition on Change.org right ... Read More »