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Dumb ass of the day

So THIS is supposed to get you a girlfriend? There’s a 53-year-old guy named Kenneth Lee in Oklahoma City.  And last week, he helped out a woman whose car broke down outside a Walgreens.  She wound up giving him her phone number. A few hours later, she started getting texts from him asking her for photos of her LADY PARTS.  ... Read More »

It’s national CHEESEBURGER day. What’s your “Go to” cheese?

It’s been two weeks since all those Labor Day barbecues.  And I guess that’s as long as we can go without celebrating our love for meat-and-cheese on a bun. Today is National Cheeseburger Day.  And according to a new poll, 82% of Americans say they LOVE cheeseburgers. The poll also asked people for their favorite type of cheese to use ... Read More »

Dumb asses of the day

We’re not sure this couple QUITE thought through the logic behind their plan. There’s a 25-year-old woman named Heather Murphy from Wareham, Massachusetts, and she had a court appearance on Wednesday for driving with a suspended license last month. Her 33-year-old boyfriend Jason Willoughby was going with her to court, and they wanted to make sure they looked good. So ... Read More »

Looting a family dollar. Is this real life?

Police in North Carolina on Sunday asked the public for help identifying alleged looters at a dollar store in Wilmington — a city cut off in the aftermath of Hurricane Florence. The police department posted eight photos online of the alleged thieves, many of whom appeared to be holding large black garbage bags to carry the stolen items. Full story here. Read More »

How do you get rid of those pesky kitchen invaders?

Riggs told a story earlier today about how he woke up to a MILLION ants in his kitchen. His cat had found a burger in the dog bowl. Well, the ants found it, as well. He then discovered the ants followed the cat to it’s eating destination. There were ants on the cats face, but the cats only concern was ... Read More »

Was he faking it?

This went viral over the weekend.  A Weather Channel reporter named Mike Seidel was on-camera and struggling to keep his balance against the winds of Hurricane Florence.  And then two guys show up in the background walking with no problem. People accused Mike of faking it, so the Weather Channel issued a statement saying he struggled because of the wet grass, while ... Read More »

Want to Drink Wine in the Shower? A New Product Makes That Easy

It’s about time that manufacturers started catering to those of us who don’t want to have to STOP DRINKIN’ just to get ready to go out. Urban Outfitters just started selling a new product called the Sipski Shower Wine Glass Holder.  It’s a waterproof device that holds a wine glass . . . and it suctions on the wall of your shower. ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.

 There’s a 25-year-old guy named Seth Coffey in Vero Beach, Florida, and the cops pulled him over earlier this month as he was driving up and down a boulevard. It turned out he had a blood-alcohol level that was three times the legal limit, so they arrested him for drunk driving. And as they drove him to jail, he asked ... Read More »

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