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Smoking is at an ALL TIME LOW in The US


To anyone who thinks it’s not possible for an entire SOCIETY to make a positive change . . . check this out. According to the CDC, the number of Americans who smoke cigarettes just hit an ALL-TIME LOW. Around 14% of adults now smoke every day or some days.  That’s down from 15.5% two years ago . . . and ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day.


Gotta say, I love where this guy’s head is at. There’s a 37-year-old guy named Joseph Binford, and he broke into the Dickerson Park Zoo in Springfield, Missouri after it closed last week. A zookeeper spotted him and confronted him, but Joseph was prepared.  He COMMANDED the animals to attack the zookeeper for him. Unfortunately for him, the cheetahs who ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the Day.


It’s good to see the next generation recycling the comedy material Bart Simpson used back in 1991. A cop in Palm Harbor, Florida was trying to kick a guy out of a park that was closed on Tuesday night.  He didn’t want to go, so the cop was going to write him a citation for trespassing. And when the cop ... Read More »

Are Oreos brown or black?


Ready for something that SOUNDS like a simple and obvious question but apparently isn’t? What color are Oreos, brown or black?   There’s a debate going on right now on social media, after someone noticed a line on the official Oreo website from their parent company Mondelez. Quote, “We do not have a color assigned to the cookie portion of an Oreo.  ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day


Some cops in Columbus, Indiana were patrolling and driving slowly last Friday morning when a 28-year-old guy named Jacob Waltermire pulled up behind them and started HONKING and waving at them. They pulled over to see if he needed help . . . but he just blew right past them. They noticed he only had one working brake light, so ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day


Want to know what’s weaker than wearing your Halloween costume AFTER Halloween?  Wearing parts from TWO costumes after Halloween.  Oh, and committing a crime in them is bad too, I suppose.  That’s not cool either. There’s a 30-year-old woman named Colleen Dickens from Houston.  And the day after Halloween, she robbed a convenience store wearing a big, furry, oversized dog ... Read More »

People Who Decorate Early For Christmas Are Happier Than People Who Wait?


 I know it’s only November 5th, but you need to go HARD on tinsel as soon as possible. According to a psychoanalyst named Steve McKeown, people who decorate for Christmas early are HAPPIER than people who wait for a more reasonable time to put them up, like, you know, after Thanksgiving. Why?  Quote, “In a world full of stress and ... Read More »

Dumb ass of the day


There’s an assistant principal in Louisiana whose school has been doing Alcohol Awareness Week this week.  And apparently, she was like, “You had me at ‘alcohol.'” The cops in Pierre Part, in southern Louisiana, got a call on Monday about a dangerous driver on the highway.  They wound up following the car . . . all the way to an ... Read More »

Nanny cam was hacked. Scary stuff


First on PIX11: Home monitoring system hacked by stranger; LI family doesn’t know how long they’ve been watched   Nest ads will show you beautiful images of mother nature captured on their outdoor cameras, life’s silly moments and even those moments when your child is up to no good.  But for this Long Island mother, the Nest cam she and her ... Read More »